DID YOU KNOW EUROPE HAS A SUPER SECRET SINGING COMPETITION TO THE DEATH AND AMERICA ISN’T EVEN INVITED???

Okay that was exaggeration : ( It’s called Eurovision and each country that’s a member of some sort of broadcasting station (or something) gets to send one group to sing a song to represent their country. Then the people get to vote! It’s a pretty huge thing and wiki says it’s the most watched non-sporting event!
I guess it’s not super secret since all of Europe gets to see it (and other countries although I’ve never heard of it in America). And it’s not a death fight, although I heard if they lose, they don’t get invited next year. And it might be really political since countries can’t vote for them self so I’d imagine England is pretty unpopular… and I guess America shouldn’t be invited since some of Europe isn’t even invited : ( BUT ISN’T THIS GENIUS? I learned it from a comic artist who went to Europe and just found out about it!
But you know, if it’s so worldwide, I think America should know about it >: ( We would demand admission! And probably DOMINATE! But then get voted down… and not invited the next year.
This is runner up last year! Singing grannies! From Russia 8D